How To Torture Your Mom

This is a re-enactment of how my son decided to get my attention today. If you are the kind of person that sits at a desk for hours at a time while drinking too much coffee/water/ginger ale and then forgets that there is only a human-sized bladder in your body, you'll understand. Warning: If you've been sitting at your desk drinking too much coffee/water/ginger ale, go pee first.