Is that your stripper name?

They don't actually say it, but once I make a joke about Sugar Jones NOT being my stripper name, people A) stop blushing, and B) tell me that they thought I might have danced on a pole once or twice in my past. I don't tell them about the pictures from BlogWorld in Vegas a few years back, but... ANYWAY!

No, Sugar Jones is not my stripper name. I actually came to it quite innocently. Sort of. Well, innocently enough, I suppose. But I sometimes wonder... you know, when I should be working... What would my stripper name have been? Not like I would actually strip. I just wonder like I wonder about my Jedi name. Knowing the interwebs, I figured there was a quiz out there that would give me my answer. And that would be:

Heidi Heaven.

You know a girl named Heidi Heaven gets crazy tips.

What I found interesting about the quiz was that Sugar comes up not once, but TWICE in the first name category. Apparently, it's popular with the barely dressed, stiletto wearing, fanny flaunting, pole climbing crowd. Glad I tell my church friends to call me by my REAL name!

What's YOUR stripper name?

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = Chesty b = Fantasia c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi p= Bunny q = Brandy r = Sugar s = Candy t = Raquelle u = Sapphire v = Cinnamon w = Blaze x = Trixie y = Isis z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = Leather b = Dream c = Sunny d = Deep e = Heaven f = Tight g = Shimmer h = Velvet i = Lusty j = Harley k = Passion l = Dazzle m = Dixon n = Spank o = Glitter p = Razor q = Meadow r = Glitz s = Sparkle t = Sweet u = Silver v = Tickle w = Cherry x = Hard y = Night z = Amber